It's that time again!
Attention garage bands! You've waited for it. Practiced for it. Lived for it. Now fill out your official registration for the Medicine Show's 19th Annual Band of the Day contest!
Lucky winners will be flown to Medicine Show's main office, where we'll roll out the red carpet and sign you to an exclusive 24-hour record deal, whereupon a song selected from your playlist by our "music experts" will saturate the airwaves from dusk till dawn till dusk again, when your hype is over!
Simply fill out the official "Band of the Day" registration form below and start getting mediocre today!
1.) I would classify my band as resembling:
___ Offspring circa-October
___ Sum 41 circa-December
___ Papa Roach circa-June
___ Avril Levigne's back-up band circa-Tuesday.
2.) I would say my band is:
___ just angry
___ angry and confused
___ angry and handsome
3.) My band members' pants:
___ are very baggy
___ are not very baggy
4.) I would classify my band's political stance as:
___ f*ck the government
___ not f*ck the government
___ undecided, but f*ck the government
5.) My band's frontman is:
___ quiet and brooding
___ loud and brooding
___ "crazy!" and brooding
6.) Our last "gig" was:
___ at a school dance
___ on a video we shot with older brother's digital camera
___ in the garage on that weekend Mom took Hilary to camp
7.) In our spare time, my band likes to:
___ sit in front of the mall
___ skateboard in front of the mall
8.) My band's name is a word that is:
___ spelled correctly
___ not spelled correctly
9.) Do you or your band members regularly begin sentences with "If we
had half the publicity of Sugar Ray..."
10.) Is your band Sugar Ray?*
11.) The last concert my bandmates and I attended was:
___ at an amusement park's designated concert amphitheatre
___ At a radio station's promotional giveaway
___ in the parking lot outside another band's concert
12.) My band is:
___ heavily tattooed
___ not heavily tattooed
___ totally getting tattoos after graduation
13.) Is it all about the music?
14.) Would you allow fans to download your music illegally?
___ yes, it's a free country
___ no, that's not cool
___ yes, but only until our CD comes out, then that's not cool
15.) Are you sure you're not Sugar Ray?*
Thanks for completing your "Band of the Day" registration. And good luck! Who knows, you could be Thursday's next big sensation!
*Offer not valid to members of Sugar Ray. Please stop calling us.
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